For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe. Fanny Brice More Quotes by Fanny Brice More Quotes From Fanny Brice Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be. Fanny Brice being-yourself self-esteem inspirational Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? Fanny Brice being-yourself self-esteem motivational You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn! Fanny Brice girl beautiful thinking Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience. Fanny Brice inspirational giving directors Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show. Fanny Brice men sex fall I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company. Fanny Brice bad-woman good-company damn I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. ... I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That's my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills. Fanny Brice husband home jobs I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! Fanny Brice bagels plates onions Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh. Fanny Brice doe laughing people Without love it is like having a good song without an audience. Fanny Brice without-love audience song Wrong is for other people. Fanny Brice people Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful. Fanny Brice four letters sometimes I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked. Fanny Brice personality love men Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more. Fanny Brice fun love cards I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man. Fanny Brice theatre done men When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time. Fanny Brice vitality love-is happiness Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't. Fanny Brice esther dry stars Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful. Fanny Brice swearing blank deceitful Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference. Fanny Brice than any personal beauty Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself. Fanny Brice someone good wish believe
