I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Carol Burnett More Quotes by Carol Burnett More Quotes From Carol Burnett Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett change attitude inspirational Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing! Carol Burnett gratitude simple writing When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Carol Burnett letting-go success inspirational If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right. Carol Burnett ifs believe You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy. Carol Burnett pain religious faith It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. Carol Burnett impossible people No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful. Carol Burnett said-life fairs said You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself. Carol Burnett falling-in-love journey order It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. Carol Burnett selfish helping-others kindness I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany. Carol Burnett goofy loud-voices voice If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful. Carol Burnett flower kids school You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them. Carol Burnett hate love-you kids Comedy is tragedy plus time. Carol Burnett time happiness life We don't stop going to school when we graduate. Carol Burnett graduation inspirational funny Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. Carol Burnett learning writing life If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head. Carol Burnett pain over-you pregnancy But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. Carol Burnett roof-over-your-head tables dream Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett witty funny children I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling. Carol Burnett laughter careers choices I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett i-am-the-best real laughing
