I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail. Oliver Reed More Quotes by Oliver Reed More Quotes From Oliver Reed I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave. Oliver Reed doctors drinking thinking Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself! Oliver Reed enjoy-yourself wells enjoy I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth. Oliver Reed ambition drinking sleep There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch. Oliver Reed lunch differences world I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean. Oliver Reed oil girl beach I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important. Oliver Reed serious important remember At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it. Oliver Reed athletic new-york people I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat. Oliver Reed wine drinking white I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober? Oliver Reed sober stay-strong strong I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again. Oliver Reed villain hurt character I like the effect drink has on me. Oliver Reed effects drink Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it. Oliver Reed glasses sitting should But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it. Oliver Reed trouble drinking people Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them! Oliver Reed liking-someone fear together When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. Oliver Reed tired drawing home I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more. Oliver Reed drink lazy drinking I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be. Oliver Reed used-to-be used If the money's right, I'll do a film. Oliver Reed film ifs I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then. Oliver Reed baths now-and-then giving You meet a better class of person in pubs. Oliver Reed pubs persons class
