There was a general sense that if you were going to get close enough to a CBS executive to tweak his nose, you'd only have one hand free because you were holding your own. Howard Hesseman More Quotes by Howard Hesseman More Quotes From Howard Hesseman We are being programmed by mental pygmies. Howard Hesseman Every time I meet people working in radio, I'm a little embarrassed. It's all pre-programmed, rigidly formatted stuff. Time and time again, when I talk to jocks, they say how jealous they are of the freedom we have on WKRP. I sometimes have to explain to them that it's not a real radio station. Howard Hesseman jealous real people WKRP [showed] something happening between people-there was something underneath about people trying to help each other out. Howard Hesseman helping trying people