A Child will make two Dishes at an Entertainment for Friends; and when the Family dines alone, the fore or hind Quarter will makea reasonable Dish; and seasoned with a little Pepper or Salt, will be very good Boiled on the fourth Day, especially in Winter.

Jonathan Swift

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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

Jonathan Swift

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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

Jonathan Swift

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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.

Jonathan Swift

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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.

Jonathan Swift

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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Jonathan Swift

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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

Jonathan Swift

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Judges... are picked out from the most dextrous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office.

Jonathan Swift

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There is nothing in this world constant, but inconstancy.

Jonathan Swift

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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.

Jonathan Swift

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.

Jonathan Swift

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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.

Jonathan Swift

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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.

Jonathan Swift

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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.

Jonathan Swift

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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Jonathan Swift

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I have ever hated all nations, professions, and communities, and all my love is toward individuals: for instance, I hate the tribe of lawyers, but I love Counsellor Such-a-one, and Judge Such-a-one: so with physicians - I will not speak of my own trade - soldiers, English, Scotch, French, and the rest. But principally I hate and detest that animal called man, although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth. This is the system upon which I have governed myself many years, but do not tell.

Jonathan Swift

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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.

Jonathan Swift

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May you live all the days of your life.

Jonathan Swift

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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Jonathan Swift

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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.

Jonathan Swift

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When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.

Jonathan Swift

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