A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Christopher Morley More Quotes by Christopher Morley More Quotes From Christopher Morley There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. Christopher Morley positiveinspirationallife No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Christopher Morley dogsillyappreciation High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Christopher Morley womenfashionfunny The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came. Christopher Morley anxietyliteraturechristian The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking. Christopher Morley educationalrealinspirational Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. Christopher Morley heartbrokenbroken-heartlife There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning. Christopher Morley good-lifesuccessinspirational Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity. Christopher Morley readingwisdomsilly Act like you expect to get into the end zone. Christopher Morley motivationinspirationbusiness Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going. Christopher Morley paradesliteratureorder Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. Christopher Morley laughterhumortwo If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so. Christopher Morley remindingreminding-yourselfifs What is the virtue and service of a book? Only to help me live less gingerly and shabbily. Christopher Morley virtuehelpingbook Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. You yourself are a part of Him. Christopher Morley godheartmen Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what I please, I think I shall always insist upon these. Christopher Morley animalfoodthinking A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. Christopher Morley wittylifefunny The censure of a dog is something no man can stand. Christopher Morley puppydogmen Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. Christopher Morley girldancemen I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter. Christopher Morley godmindheaven The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. Christopher Morley locksweddinginspirational
