Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate. Steven Morrissey More Quotes by Steven Morrissey More Quotes From Steven Morrissey I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living. Steven Morrissey los-angelesnormalifs I wear black on the outside Steven Morrissey clothessoulfeelings Nature is a language - can't you read? Steven Morrissey language Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me. Steven Morrissey pityidiotjesus The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags. Steven Morrissey rhinoshandbagsshrinking It's so easy to laugh, Steven Morrissey laughterstrengthkindness Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death. Steven Morrissey memorablehairlong Robert Smith is a whingebag. Steven Morrissey memorable I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it. Steven Morrissey pillsmemorableworld Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began. Steven Morrissey shellsboredreal He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother. Steven Morrissey mothermemorablemen People like me prove that you can survive without romance, even though you end up a bit unbalanced and you tend to argue with your own reflection. Steven Morrissey romancereflectionpeople It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true. Steven Morrissey it-hurtshurtheart I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead. Steven Morrissey girlwinefun Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother? Steven Morrissey grandmothervegetarianismanimal One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed. Steven Morrissey one-dayteatrying Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'. Steven Morrissey nicememorablepeople How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME. Steven Morrissey know-howknowsfeels I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is. Steven Morrissey controversialeasymemorable When you're younger, you see the people who are in power and think they must have that position because of some degree of skill. And as you get older, you realize it's not true, that most people in those positions are absolutely inept. And this naturally makes you feel better about yourself. Steven Morrissey feel-betterskillsthinking
