Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf? Carrie Vaughn More Quotes by Carrie Vaughn More Quotes From Carrie Vaughn What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf? Carrie Vaughn hell kind names All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real. Carrie Vaughn you-think-you-know real thinking A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter. Carrie Vaughn perception arguing reality Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world. Carrie Vaughn cold problem world He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push. Carrie Vaughn buttons bully red I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter. Carrie Vaughn cabins radio calling 1980's: not a time period but a state of mind. Carrie Vaughn states periods mind Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower. Carrie Vaughn superpower ability underestimate If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday Carrie Vaughn vampire might world ... We're werewolves. We don't get to judge 'crazy. Carrie Vaughn werewolf crazy judging Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?" "Well, that would be boring, wouldn't it?" "Yeah, God only knows what Tolstoy was thinking. Carrie Vaughn epic writing thinking It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off! Carrie Vaughn scratches pirate cutting Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins. Carrie Vaughn assassins sleep men Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia making corrections to the entries of historical figures I’ve known.” I blinked at him. “Really?” “No, Kitty. That was a joke. Carrie Vaughn vampire track historical It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any canine brethren.” “How can you say that! You’re a werewolf.” “That’s right. I’m a werewolf, not a poodle. What makes you think I have any kinship with dogs? Carrie Vaughn make-you-think dog thinking I looked at my two wolves. When I knelt they came to me rubbed against me smelling me and I stroked them. "Thank you for believing in me " I said and maybe they understood and maybe they didn't. Carrie Vaughn said two believe I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'? Carrie Vaughn body moon stupid Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow." Her voice held a smile. "So am I Carrie Vaughn arrows voice knows Cormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery. Carrie Vaughn interrupted misery You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me. Carrie Vaughn tired sick people
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