Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

Cecily Strong

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The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

technology integrity years

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

sassy kind thinking

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intellig... by Cecily Strong

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

confused intelligent people

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

agency law men

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

good-information information

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I gu... by Cecily Strong

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

yearbook middle school

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

pills hobbies morning

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think abo... by Cecily Strong

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

paris beautiful thinking

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because... by Cecily Strong

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

swear journalism appearance

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police. by Cecily Strong

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

police white hair

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for... by Cecily Strong

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

brian nbc

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it? by Cecily Strong

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

president-obama feels-right president

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very of... by Cecily Strong

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

love-picture instagram

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

giving laughing people

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway. by Cecily Strong

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

mean

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun. by Cecily Strong

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

fun

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, w... by Cecily Strong

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

people years firsts

Paris is the City of Light, and here in New York City, we know that light will never go out, our love and support is with everyone there tonight. We stand with you.

top-news

I'm a huge Bulls fan. I like an emotional backstory while watching sports. In my mind, all the players on the Bulls are really nice, decent guys. Especially that Derrick Rose.

nice mind rose sports

I'd like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They're so beautiful and delicate - they're like my opposite. I'm more of a comfort food: goat cheese with garlic.

like comfort food beautiful