How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal? Alice Cooper More Quotes by Alice Cooper More Quotes From Alice Cooper The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school. Alice Cooper christmas morning school No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell Alice Cooper running teacher book The best things in life don't make sense Alice Cooper best-things-in-life things-in-life make-sense It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will... Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's the real rebellion. Alice Cooper real spiritual christian Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. Alice Cooper christian drinking beer Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it. Alice Cooper welcome insanity thinking Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player. Alice Cooper player mistake golf If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Alice Cooper rocks stars order What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf. Alice Cooper scotland play golf When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal. Alice Cooper stars reading running If you could use your brain like you use your ass. Alice Cooper use brain friendship The only real person you need to know is you. Alice Cooper adages real needs Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls. Alice Cooper hate baby mean Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot. Alice Cooper gun suicide giving I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now. Alice Cooper something-new judging praise I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality. Alice Cooper cutting mean reality I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever. Alice Cooper crazy clever country He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. Alice Cooper makeup fake-people names I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold. Alice Cooper hell gold evil You just let your lower self go, and then it takes on all these aspects of the society - the city with horns blowing, the people yelling things at each other, and the all-in-all violence and chaos of the city. Put that on stage with music, and that's what this is. Alice Cooper yelling cities self
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