I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids. Chris Kattan More Quotes by Chris Kattan More Quotes From Chris Kattan My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs. Chris Kattan self laughing thinking I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning. Chris Kattan cities morning moving Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango! Chris Kattan ocean stars sky I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face. Chris Kattan coffee light fun I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world. Chris Kattan nice wise men It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India. Chris Kattan shooting india different I'm fine with the life I have. Chris Kattan fine Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally. Chris Kattan believe-in-yourself trying believe I like women who are okay with who they are. Chris Kattan okay It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself. Chris Kattan poke fun Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic. Chris Kattan spots india energy I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing. Chris Kattan traffic fantastic new-york Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well. Chris Kattan creating able character It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world. Chris Kattan likes sound world I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that. Chris Kattan laughing men people In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that. Chris Kattan saws hollywood lasts In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies. Chris Kattan escaping hollywood reality I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks. Chris Kattan starbucks retarded hilarious I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them. Chris Kattan dating hero wish With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?' Chris Kattan point-break night thinking
