I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it. David Feherty More Quotes by David Feherty More Quotes From David Feherty It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success. David Feherty money success attitude Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. David Feherty drunk play golf The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers. David Feherty player winning golf I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable. David Feherty disrespect healthy country The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration. David Feherty earth golf long I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more. David Feherty drunk drinking games The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. David Feherty taken drinking two It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. David Feherty guy winning golf Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad David Feherty worst ears looks Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face. David Feherty golf tree fall Never has my flabber been so completely gasted. David Feherty I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. David Feherty toilets golf doors I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go. David Feherty want feels order I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy. David Feherty listening-to-music focus busy Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. David Feherty fries meals golf If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then? David Feherty atheism believe people Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors. David Feherty sleep doors night That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. David Feherty mouths feet golf Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. David Feherty rodents winning may I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them. David Feherty yeah nasty trying
