I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. Charles Farrar Browne More Quotes by Charles Farrar Browne More Quotes From Charles Farrar Browne We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots. Charles Farrar Browne memorial-day patriotic 4th-of-july My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. Charles Farrar Browne lambs sauce wife The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail. Charles Farrar Browne home men children I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. Charles Farrar Browne habits other good politician Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? Charles Farrar Browne thus why reason I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. Charles Farrar Browne i-am good politician air They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. Charles Farrar Browne them anybody who drink
