I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer. Eamon Dunphy More Quotes by Eamon Dunphy More Quotes From Eamon Dunphy Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill. Eamon Dunphy nice football soccer They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on Eamon Dunphy finals dresses memorable Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer. Eamon Dunphy media football soccer You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers. Eamon Dunphy poverty produce needs Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg. Eamon Dunphy three feet memorable If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me. Eamon Dunphy player memorable night I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby. Eamon Dunphy memorable baby years He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. Eamon Dunphy clown bills memorable Found out. A nothing player. Eamon Dunphy player found memorable He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit. Eamon Dunphy memorable football world They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing. Eamon Dunphy intelligent winning memorable Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings. Eamon Dunphy clubs football soccer Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod. Eamon Dunphy games memorable football Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player. Eamon Dunphy bottles player memorable That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC. Eamon Dunphy memorable men sex Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0. Eamon Dunphy wells wimbledon memorable We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer. Eamon Dunphy mourinho memorable Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa. Eamon Dunphy mother memorable men Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. Eamon Dunphy coke bottles memorable That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! Eamon Dunphy arses player memorable
