I'm Liberace without a piano. Paul Lynde More Quotes by Paul Lynde More Quotes From Paul Lynde Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it? Paul Lynde peter cowboy saddles Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! Paul Lynde sandwiches food needs I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. Paul Lynde family life funny I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Paul Lynde recycling hell mystery A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. Paul Lynde wire closets world Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. Paul Lynde topics comedy conversation Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? Paul Lynde comedian gay thinking As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted Paul Lynde joy children thinking When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. Paul Lynde dollars annoyed people My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected. Paul Lynde neglected body may A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. Paul Lynde comedy rooms world I laughed all the way through Love Story. Paul Lynde love-story stories way I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. Paul Lynde glasses couple vegetables I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. Paul Lynde ulcers My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. Paul Lynde ham dad son I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable. Paul Lynde bags house people My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. Paul Lynde small-numbers eight house I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. Paul Lynde wine auctions beautiful An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. Paul Lynde comedy actors knowing I was obsessed with being rich and famous. Paul Lynde rich comedy obsession
