I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

Jane Wagner

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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. by Jane Wagner

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

women success funny

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner ne... by Jane Wagner

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

belief complaining needs

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

tunes goal worry

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

small-gestures impact power

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come fro... by Jane Wagner

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

humor baby funny

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

doctors dream children

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. by Jane Wagner

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

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One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

atheist spiritual science

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than... by Jane Wagner

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

getting-what-you-want realizing knows

The truth can be made up if you know how. by Jane Wagner

The truth can be made up if you know how.

know-how made knows

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

going-to-work my-mom mom

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the n... by Jane Wagner

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

failure night two

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you th... by Jane Wagner

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

giving people thinking

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up... by Jane Wagner

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

women optimistic memorable

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we rea... by Jane Wagner

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

drug creative worry

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. by Jane Wagner

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

intelligent talking funny

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

childhood young

What you try to bury just ends up burying you. by Jane Wagner

What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

denial ends trying

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

fleas dark worry

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either. by Jane Wagner

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

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