I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often. by Jeanne Calment

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Jeanne Calment

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Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life. by Jeanne Calment

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

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I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine. by Jeanne Calment

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

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I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it. by Jeanne Calment

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

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I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it a... by Jeanne Calment

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

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If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it. by Jeanne Calment

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty. by Jeanne Calment

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

I didn't like mundane life. by Jeanne Calment

I didn't like mundane life.

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I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and wit... by Jeanne Calment

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

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I think I will die laughing. by Jeanne Calment

I think I will die laughing.

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When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.

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[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten... by Jeanne Calment

[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.

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I wait for death and journalists. by Jeanne Calment

I wait for death and journalists.

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I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing. by Jeanne Calment

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

All babies are beautiful. by Jeanne Calment

All babies are beautiful.

Every age has its happiness and troubles. by Jeanne Calment

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord. by Jeanne Calment

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly! by Jeanne Calment

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

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Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a... by Jeanne Calment

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

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I'm not afraid of anything. by Jeanne Calment

I'm not afraid of anything.