I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. Dean Martin More Quotes by Dean Martin More Quotes From Dean Martin You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin humorous clever lying The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. Dean Martin glasses beer two When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore. Dean Martin alcohol wine shining If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful. Dean Martin optimistic ifs beautiful When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. Dean Martin opponents gambling tables The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love. Dean Martin stars love-you advice I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. Dean Martin popsicles drink vices It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!' Dean Martin hey looks thinking Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent. Dean Martin perseverance hard-work inspiration Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key. Dean Martin sadness lonely heart The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage. Dean Martin horse race beautiful If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin drinking retirement book In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody. Dean Martin tuxedos clothes stars Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting. Dean Martin flower sweet romantic Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler. Dean Martin making-mistakes mistake looks Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this. Dean Martin wine romantic memories If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. Dean Martin night people thinking Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you. Dean Martin like-you waiting romantic With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. Dean Martin wife blessing men I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up! Dean Martin drinking beer hands
