It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it. Grumpy Cat More Quotes by Grumpy Cat More Quotes From Grumpy Cat The best things in life are . . . Annoying. Grumpy Cat best-things-in-life annoying things-in-life Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up. Grumpy Cat cheer-you-up cheer world I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst. Grumpy Cat nine-lives worst nine I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible. Grumpy Cat sunshine people Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness. Grumpy Cat grumpiness practice Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal. Grumpy Cat dishes meals revenge I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice. Grumpy Cat strikes stars may I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring." Grumpy Cat never-forget three caring I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second. Grumpy Cat I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests. Grumpy Cat hemisphere southern fans I had peanut butter once. It was awful. Grumpy Cat peanuts peanut-butter awful I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots. Grumpy Cat fans roots want I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy. Grumpy Cat koalas government needs I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting. Grumpy Cat pessimist I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February. Grumpy Cat february naps trying [Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible. Grumpy Cat terrible two I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. Grumpy Cat filters cat real
