Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect. Billy Wilder More Quotes by Billy Wilder More Quotes From Billy Wilder Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's. Billy Wilder trust failure mistake If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder sarcastic inspiring funny Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You've got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house. The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven's "Pastoral." A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio. Billy Wilder rain writing morning Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood's Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town. I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it's getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous. I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo. Billy Wilder fabulous towns mean Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts. Billy Wilder able actors writing You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. Billy Wilder good-morning inspiration dream An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius. Billy Wilder dark together work A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard. Billy Wilder sycophants film-directing directors After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano. She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you're really in the presence of something. In that league there's only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It's a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you've found it. Billy Wilder girl stars real Money makes even bastards legitimate. Billy Wilder money If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously. Billy Wilder i-hate hate taken Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book? Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve. Billy Wilder fighting stupid book I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut. Billy Wilder finals cutting nine She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift. Believe me, in the last fifteen years there were ten projects that came to me, and I'd start working on them and I'd think, 'It's not going to work, it needs Marilyn Monroe.' Nobody else is in that orbit; everyone else is earthbound by comparison. Billy Wilder believe years thinking The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer. Billy Wilder subtle hiding plot If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act. Billy Wilder real writing firsts The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire. Billy Wilder playing-with-fire fire writing Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window - that is at once interesting. Billy Wilder men mean interesting If you don't like what you're doing, it's unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first. Billy Wilder unlikely ifs firsts We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre. Billy Wilder mediocre track
