We have children because we want immortality and this is the most... by Woodrow Wyatt

We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.

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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." by Woodrow Wyatt

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

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Politicians who wish to succeed must be prepared to dissemble, at times to lie. All deceit is bad. In politics some deceit or moral dishonesty is the oil without which the machinery would not work.

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If we're not enthusiastic, we can't get things done. If we're over-enthusiastic, we run into the danger of being fanatical.

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No country which has cricket as one of its national games has yet... by Woodrow Wyatt

No country which has cricket as one of its national games has yet gone communist.

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I heard quite a good joke. President Carter,President Nixon and President Jack Kennedy were all in a ship sailing on a cruise when suddenly there was an awful explosion and the order was given to abandon ship and to get to the lifeboats. President Carter cried out, 'Women and children first'. President Nixon cried out, 'Fuck the women and children', and President Kennedy cried, 'Is there time?