Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

Joe Pesci

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I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? by Joe Pesci

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

mobster mafia mean

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it? by Joe Pesci

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

macaroni lunatic mushrooms

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way... by Joe Pesci

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

hate looks way

You win, you win. You lose, you still win. by Joe Pesci

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

loses stills winning

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

wall work jobs

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm f... by Joe Pesci

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

girl mom morning

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just lov... by Joe Pesci

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

race wisdom running

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating? by Joe Pesci

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

irritated max mad

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run. by Joe Pesci

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

winner race running

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my... by Joe Pesci

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

aquarius blonde hair

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

want father kids

Ah, I don't do interviews, really. by Joe Pesci

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

interviews

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

wife three men

There was a time I couldn't get a job. by Joe Pesci

There was a time I couldn't get a job.

get job time

I would have done something else in life. Something more calming, in a different area where I did not have to use my emotions.

emotions something done life

I'm a bore. I save all my energy for my characters. by Joe Pesci

I'm a bore. I save all my energy for my characters.

bore characters save energy

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya? by Joe Pesci

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

say will you respect

Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the average guy. Sometimes the average guy belongs in a role more than your matinee idol-type of person. We have to have people we can relate to.

myself me sometimes people

I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

movies good you love

There are great actors we'll never see just because they haven't... by Joe Pesci

There are great actors we'll never see just because they haven't had my luck.

just-because never great luck