Ted Alexandro Professions : Comedian Born : January 26, 1969 Browse All Authors Top 59 quotes by Ted Alexandro I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me. Ted Alexandro lax wife thinking Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, ‘Whoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?’ Exactly, that’s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it. Ted Alexandro might people moving I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go. Ted Alexandro gym let-me wells Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it. Ted Alexandro lists accepting laughing I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months? Ted Alexandro depressing talking sex I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. Ted Alexandro guy funny looks I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you don't drink the water. You go to any diner here, who brings you the water? It's a mystery. Ted Alexandro mexico water funny Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech. Ted Alexandro clubs speech lasts You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up. Ted Alexandro chin-up shots tomorrow TV is a different animal. It's not a club set. As you said, you do short sets on TV - about five minutes. So you have to get that rhythm down and also be aware of the camera so you're connecting with the viewers at home as well as the studio audience. It's a different muscle to develop. Ted Alexandro clubs home animal Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh. Ted Alexandro comedian want laughing I've seen people who are not very likeable but hilarious. I think comedians get to a point where they know they're funny, so they don't care - in the sense that they know what they're doing. They have a skill. Ted Alexandro skills people thinking A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do. Ted Alexandro riding worry people Sometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime. Ted Alexandro and-love vices liking-someone I don't really worry about a crowd liking me. Ted Alexandro crowds worry Certainly, you want to be liked, but as you gain confidence and experience you're more concerned with expressing yourself and what matters to you. Ted Alexandro gains what-matters want Sometimes it's fun to explore ideas that might make people uncomfortable. If you let it, there's a lot of self-censoring that can go on in the name of remaining likeable, but I don't find that an artistically interesting path to take. Ted Alexandro names fun ideas I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches that I wrote, which really sparked my pursuit of comedy. Ted Alexandro pursuit comedy drama 'Teachers Lounge' is a web series I co-created with Hollis James. We intentionally left the apostrophe out to turn 'Lounge' into a verb. The show is about teachers lounging around, wasting time. Ted Alexandro wasting-time verbs teacher Your stage persona is usually a version of yourself, to varying degrees. Some folks do a full-on character, so that's different. But most comics do some version of themselves. Ted Alexandro degrees different character Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
