Quotes by Dollar Bills If God takes away from us the old, wrinkled, beat-up dollar bill we have clutched so desperately, it is only because He wants to exchange it for the whole Federal mint, the entire treasury! He is saying to us, 'I have in store for you all the resources of heaven. Help yourself.' Aiden Wilson Tozer dollar-bills dollars heaven I don't feel like I get germs when I hold money. Money has a certain kind of amnesty. I feel, when I'm holding money, that the dollar bill has no more germs on it than my hands do. When I pass my hand over money, it becomes perfectly clean to me. I don't know where it's been - who's touched it and with what - but that's all erased the moment I touch it. Andy Warhol dollar-bills dollars hands The same way a compact disk isn't responsible for what's recorded on it, that's how we are. You're about as free to act as a programmed computer. You're about as one-of-a-kind as a dollar bill. Chuck Palahniuk dollar-bills dollars way Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. Clifford Odets dollar-bills dollars life The Space Shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills. Dana Rohrabacher dollar-bills space men Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top. Ed Seykota dollar-bills dollars eye One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill. Edward Abbey cubs dollar-bills dollars I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill. Emo Philips dollar-bills cheer feelings If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it, that is capital formation. It represents ten dollars' worth of something that might have been immediately consumed, but wasn't. Garet Garrett dollar-bills dollars might In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose. George Carlin dollar-bills dollars noses I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills. Hank Williams, Jr. dollar-bills dollars politics You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils Herb Caen rams dollar-bills dollars In fact, the bigger the bill, the less likely you are to spend it. If you want to really save money, spend only cash and carry only fifty-dollar bills. Jean Chatzky dollar-bills cash dollars The dollar bill is God in the States. All those Pelican people just believe in money and nothing else. Jimi Hendrix dollar-bills believe people The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts. John Smith dollar-bills dollars men A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again. Josh Billings dollar-bills broken secret On a biological level, the brain registers money as something valuable - even a dollar bill which has no intrinsic value, it's just paper. Kabir Sehgal dollar-bills dollars brain I’ve made some mistakes. I had to make a turnaround in my life. This is my new expression to the world and this is my comeback and this is my moment. This is my chance to say, ‘This is what God made of me and I’m still worthy.’ If I was a one hundred dollar bill, and I was all messed up, someone would clean me up and use me. I’m still worth something! Maia Campbell dollar-bills expression mistake You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you. Meg Cabot dollar-bills dollars like-you My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in. Robbie Williams dollar-bills wall dad 12»