Denis Boyles Professions : Writer Born : August 15, 1946 Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Denis Boyles Europeans hate the way Americans talk. They think we're loud and uncouth and they don't like our jokes, except for Michael Moore. Plus, they resent the fact that they've had to learn our language because if they didn't we wouldn't buy their stupid metric widgets or visit their overpriced ruins. Denis Boyles hate stupid thinking With their endless vacations and pint-sized workweeks, Europe can't produce enough of anything - including more Europeans - to save themselves from doom. So the French and Germans have only one realistic strategy when it comes to revitalizing their comatose economies: Wait for the U.S. economy to rise high enough to float their petits bateaux. Denis Boyles vacation waiting europe If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain. Denis Boyles pain stupid hurt The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for fruit flies and the press. Denis Boyles fruit-flies long america Similar Authors Ihab Hassan writer Ingmar Bergman writer Isabella Bird writer Ivan E. Coyote writer Al Feldstein writer Bert Sugar writer All Authors