Gary Delaney Professions : Stand-up comedian Born : April 16, 1973 Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Gary Delaney I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. Gary Delaney shock causes giving As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Gary Delaney dog made kids My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. Gary Delaney dog mother mean Similar Authors Brandon T. Jackson stand-up-comedian Amy Schumer stand-up-comedian Bob Newhart stand-up-comedian Al Murray stand-up-comedian Bernie Mac stand-up-comedian Ben Elton stand-up-comedian All Authors
