Howard Tayler Professions : Cartoonist Born : February 29, 1968 Browse All Authors Top 13 quotes by Howard Tayler If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. Howard Tayler lasts violence enough Some survived due to advancements in engineering. Personally I'd take a vaccine over living in an iron lung. http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/01/what-america-looked-like-polio-children-paralyzed-in-iron-lungs/251098/ Howard Tayler engineering iron children Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi. -Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn Howard Tayler body self adventure The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it. Howard Tayler likelihood size paychecks The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate. Howard Tayler prepared spirit law Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries Howard Tayler mercenary shells winning As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon Howard Tayler long lying enemy Only cheaters prosper. Howard Tayler cheater prosperity Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something. Howard Tayler ugly spy three Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries Howard Tayler ordnance mercenary running When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case. Howard Tayler messengers cases ideas Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock Howard Tayler rules-to-live-by elephants two Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that. Howard Tayler gun judging sound Similar Authors Al Capp cartoonist Bill Amend cartoonist Bryan Lee O'Malley cartoonist Art Spiegelman cartoonist Alison Bechdel cartoonist Alex Toth cartoonist All Authors
