Jim Benton Professions : Writer Born : October 31, 1960 Browse All Authors Top 16 quotes by Jim Benton School prepares you for the real world... which also bites. Jim Benton real world school Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. Jim Benton perfectly-good frogs kissing I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that. Jim Benton swans tattoo white Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here. Jim Benton home teacher jobs Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer Jim Benton stuff How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. Jim Benton sweaters iron men My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. Jim Benton cheese pants cutting I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family. Jim Benton color sorry ideas He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. Jim Benton ducklings costumes cute Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now. Jim Benton eye ants worry Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies. Jim Benton pandas earth world Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too. Jim Benton rounds world The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way. Jim Benton uniforms way art I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out. Jim Benton labs scientist imagine never underestimate your dumbness!! Jim Benton dumbness never-underestimate underestimate This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us. Jim Benton vampire running mean Similar Authors Ihab Hassan writer Ingmar Bergman writer Isabella Bird writer Ivan E. Coyote writer Al Feldstein writer Bert Sugar writer All Authors
