Maria Thayer Professions : Actress Born : October 30, 1975 Browse All Authors Top 11 quotes by Maria Thayer I have work to do as a human being. Maria Thayer human-beings humans I had to pretend to drown. I was underwater, which is scary, and I'm not afraid of water, but people do die underwater. Maria Thayer scary water people Even to play a dead body; that'd be an easy gig. Maria Thayer gigs body play As an actor, I'll take any job. Maria Thayer actors jobs I'm strictly a movie person. I mean, I watch the HBO documentaries and Netflix. Maria Thayer netflix hbo mean I love not serious documentaries, too, but I love seeing people at their wits' end, I guess. Maria Thayer documentaries serious people Documentaries are my favorite thing, and the more depressing, the better. Maria Thayer documentaries depressing favorites-things I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their living in comedy - I don't watch a lot of comedy. Maria Thayer comedy watches I love Errol Morris so much; he's one of my heroes. Maria Thayer morris my-hero hero If someone is doing something crazy - or what I think is crazy - I'm watching, but also am I keeping the actual seriousness of someone actually running for president in my mind all the time? Maria Thayer crazy running thinking I need something fun to get my mind off of pretending to die and I didn't have any squibs under water. Maria Thayer mind fun water Similar Authors Beatrice Lillie actress Adepero Oduye actress Adrienne Barbeau actress Bindu actress Alexandra Breckenridge actress Bojana Novakovic actress All Authors
