Morey Amsterdam Professions : Television actor Born : December 14, 1908 Died : October 28, 1996 Browse All Authors Top 6 quotes by Morey Amsterdam According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him. Morey Amsterdam statistics twenties men My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." Morey Amsterdam humor dog funny People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door Morey Amsterdam sassy doors people Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy. Morey Amsterdam finest body men A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. Morey Amsterdam humor funny order Even the police have an unlisted number. Morey Amsterdam police numbers Similar Authors Burt Ward television-actor Bryce Pinkham television-actor Brandon Jay McLaren television-actor Ato Essandoh television-actor Antony Starr television-actor Andrew Buchan television-actor All Authors
