Quotes by Bed There is a healthy American newspaper tradition of not taking yourself seriously It is the story you must take that way... And if you do take yourself seriously, according to this sound convention, you are supposed to do your best not to let anyone else know about it. (Like bed-wetting.) A. J. Liebling bed healthy sound The perfect day is going to bed with a dream and waking up with a purpose. A. J. McLean perfect-days bed dream I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night. A. J. McLean bed listening night Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened. A. J. McLean atlanta bed ideas Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. Aaron McGruder bed mistake long I knew then that I had never understood what humans called love. But if that was anything close to the power you held over me, then no wonder they searched for it so passionately." I reached out and pulled him into bed with me. "You're going to be late." "Why ?" "Because after hearing that I can't let you leave until I've had my fill. Get naked, Dankmar. Abbi Glines hearing naked bed I knew then that I had never understood what humans called love. But if that was anything close to the power you held over me, then no wonder they searched for it so passionately." I reached out and pulled him into bed with me. "You're going to be late." "Why ?" "Because after hearing that I can't let you leave until I've had my fill. Get naked, Dankmar. Abbi Glines hearing naked bed You naked in my bed is even more unbelievably beautiful than I thought it would be... and trust me I've thought about it. A lot. Abbi Glines naked bed beautiful Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff. Adam Carolla bed kind stuff We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them. Adam Rex arizona bed stupid So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Adam Sandler kitchen bed nice For in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of the eyes sinks from shame. Aeschylus bed eye knowing If you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter. Aesop bed summer winter I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible. Ahmet Zappa bed would-be mother Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful. Al Jarreau being-thankful bed important You can look at the words on this paper and, because they are the ones I am used to choosing, they will show you the shape of me. I am here to be read in the way you might read the impression of my weight in a bed after a still night, a restless night, a night not alone. A.L. Kennedy bed night looks 10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed? Alan Coren bed three war My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating. Alan King bed sports way So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon. Alanis Morissette forgive-me forgiving bed The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. Alanis Morissette low-self-esteem jokes bed 1234567891011»