Quotes by Cab Drivers Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to take my mind off the gridlock. I enjoy live-tweeting my cab rides. Andy Cohen cab-drivers frustrated mind well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm going to get you Charles Bukowski cab-drivers pimp sky It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party. Eugene Mirman cab-drivers music party I keep mementos from everything I've done. I've got my cab driver's license from 'Happiness.' I've got a pair of glasses and a belt buckle from playing John Lennon. I've got a pair of sunglasses from playing Andy Warhol... It's all in a box in the garage. Jared Harris cab-drivers glasses done The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. John Lennon cab-drivers pieces want I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr! Kajol cab-drivers cutting trying I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50. Mitch Hedberg cab-drivers humor funny You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. Ray Romano cab-drivers hate thinking Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. Rupert Holmes cab-drivers writing song I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking back I guess I had it pretty soft. Sam Waterston cab-drivers roles waiting When you're in Los Angeles, everybody you meet is writing a movie, and they want you to be in it. Every cab driver is writing a movie! William Sadler cab-drivers want writing