Quotes by Chaplains A chaplain's biggest gift is to be present and just listen. Diane Johnson chaplains just-listen For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain. Gene Roddenberry chaplains brain people Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism, and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains. George Bernard Shaw chaplains communism form He that preaches war is the devil's chaplain. John Ray chaplains devil war I realized during my time as a chaplain that I didn't want to be a minister. John Green chaplains ministers want There's a Chaplain who never visited the front. Kurt Vonnegut chaplains foxholes atheism