Quotes by Funny Food I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! Bill Watterson funny-food dessert vegetarian Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake. Dean Koontz sweet-tooth funny-food cake There's nothing better than cake but more cake. Harry S. Truman sweet-tooth funny-food cake When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad. Janette Barber funny-food dieting cookies I believe in stopping work and eating lunch. L'Wren Scott funny-food lunch believe Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack. Maira Kalman funny-food solace snacks Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch. Peter the Great funny-food destiny lunch One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. Robert A. Heinlein funny-food end-of-the-world breakfast I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak. Robert Duvall funny-food vitamins steak Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito. Sherman Alexie funny-food burritos thinking Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works. Sherman Alexie funny-food dies people