Quotes by Getting Laid The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid. Allen Ginsberg getting-laid best-things easier And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong? Bill Hicks getting-laid We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid. Bill Maher getting-laid mystery causes The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid. Demetri Martin getting-laid comedy reason I only got into comedy to get laid Jack Whitehall getting-laid comedy I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? Mike Tyson getting-laid sacrifice boxing If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. Moby getting-laid would-be sex At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. Patricia McConnell getting-laid clubs lust If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying. Rod Stewart getting-laid trying death Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! Rodney Dangerfield shack getting-laid hey Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid. Steven Tyler getting-laid sober deserve [Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. Thomas Pynchon maa getting-laid lasts It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid. Will Ferrell getting-laid paid