Quotes by Gynecologists I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does. Cathy Ladman gynecologists postcards doe A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. Daniel Tosh gynecologists dentist mouths There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley Darynda Jones gynecologists feels-just littles If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood. Dov Davidoff gynecologists checks enough I've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients. Emo Philips gynecologists patient years I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look. Gena Showalter gynecologists looks I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. George Carlin gynecologists opening jobs I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. Joan Rivers gynecologists telephones sex My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat. Joan Rivers gynecologists hats body Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy. Mary Daly gynecologists doctors patient