Quotes by Ketchup If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself! Liam Payne ketchup castles ifs I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always. Troye Sivan ketchup macs cheese I have an obsession with ketchup! I have it with everything. Eugene Simon everything ketchup obsession I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard. Wylie Dufresne fry ketchup mustard i-can