Quotes by Liaison Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. Ambrose Bierce liaison bank-accounts offspring Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service. Ann Coulter liaison proof war Art is a liaison between some sort of deranged mentality and others who are not going through it. John Chamberlain liaison deranged art For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty. Sandra Bernhard liaison guilty feels