Quotes by Pun I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns. Beth Ditto pun shameless beth I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended. Cassandra Clare shadowhunters pun vampire I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man. Charles Lamb pun men enemy I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever. Chris O'Dowd pun goes-on forever You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun. Christine O'Donnell pun pardon sexuality What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here. DJ Spooky pun strings symphony If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size. Gabriel Iglesias pun size bigs Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in English. I am going through a bit of an obsession with bad puns. I am hoping I'll grow out of it. Maybe it's just a phase. Gruff Rhys pun obsession language Puns are a form of humor with words. Guillermo Cabrera Infante pun form humor Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns Groucho Marx pun cows inspiration My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial James Joyce pun inspiration Obviously I struck gold with Deadwood. No pun intended. Jim Beaver pun gold There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended. John Barrowman captain-jack pun captains Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. John Lasseter pun jokes talking I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay. Jonathan Safran Foer pun mind pay The Good and Great must ever shun Lewis Carroll pun reckless abandoned I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate. Marilyn Manson pun mood hate I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them. Mark Lowry pun tired hate But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight. Meg Cabot pun different I like the old wisdom--puns, riddles, spells, proverbs. Mason Cooley pun riddle wisdom 12»