Quotes by Reindeer Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane. Colin Mochrie reindeer spain red Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer. Conan O'Brien rudolph reindeer santa I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. John Green reindeer dangerous real I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go. Kevin Garnett rudolph reindeer basketball I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. Nicki Minaj reindeer hoe santa If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. Ted Strickland reindeer santa fire How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer! Unknown reindeer Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. Unknown reindeer dear If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer. Unknown santa-claus reindeer flying When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you. Unknown reindeer Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy! Unknown reindeer black From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Unknown reindeer gang Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh. Unknown reindeer block flying