Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. Jack O'Neill More Quotes by Jack O'Neill More Quotes From Jack O'Neill I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. Jack O'Neill surf surfer surfing Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf. Jack O'Neill things-in-life surfing important Second guessing a decision is a waste of time. Jack O'Neill guessing waste decision I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts! Jack O'Neill apologizing nuts may I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer. Jack O'Neill names men thinking I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve. Jack O'Neill support leader past Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform? Jack O'Neill colonels uniforms doe Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now. Jack O'Neill boredom bored right-now To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice. Jack O'Neill honest lasts mind How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys! Jack O'Neill bad-guys caught guy The Pentagon's lost entire countries. Jack O'Neill pentagon lost country What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon? Jack O'Neill window-of-opportunity weapons kind Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness. Jack O'Neill overwhelming nerd needs
