Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now. Jack O'Neill More Quotes by Jack O'Neill More Quotes From Jack O'Neill I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. Jack O'Neill surfsurfersurfing Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf. Jack O'Neill things-in-lifesurfingimportant Second guessing a decision is a waste of time. Jack O'Neill guessingwastedecision I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts! Jack O'Neill apologizingnutsmay I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer. Jack O'Neill namesmenthinking I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve. Jack O'Neill supportleaderpast Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform? Jack O'Neill colonelsuniformsdoe To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice. Jack O'Neill honestlastsmind How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys! Jack O'Neill bad-guyscaughtguy Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. Jack O'Neill hypnosisfansdog The Pentagon's lost entire countries. Jack O'Neill pentagonlostcountry What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon? Jack O'Neill window-of-opportunityweaponskind Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness. Jack O'Neill overwhelmingnerdneeds
