Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag. Kyle Kinane More Quotes by Kyle Kinane More Quotes From Kyle Kinane I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way Kyle Kinane accomplishmentgoalhurt I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future. Kyle Kinane fuelendsway It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens. Kyle Kinane rainwaterchildren I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything. Kyle Kinane midwestenjoycatholic What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great. Kyle Kinane spacedoneway I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living. Kyle Kinane universewant What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or ghost stories. You laugh because it's a release. People laugh when they're nervous. I laugh so much at a haunted house. It's out of fear, but it's also a wonderful release. Getting scared like that, you feel good, and you feel exhilarated afterwards. Kyle Kinane houselaughingpeople Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful." Kyle Kinane comedybrainthinking The weight of the world isn't on their shoulders as much in Canada as opposed to America. Americans' perception of it is, "Oh, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. And everyone there is nice. So if people around you are nice, you have a tendency to be nicer." What a wonderful lesson for the rest of the world: Just let a little kindness rub off on you. Kyle Kinane nicekindnesspeople How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you said that farts make you laugh? And you're a professional in comedy? But then, have you ever seen a video of a small dog that farts? Welp. I don't need to explain that anymore. If you can't see the humor in that, good luck being a CEO somewhere where I'm not going to understand you. It's a harmless thing to laugh at. It's humor that's not at the expense of someone else. And it's silly. It's juvenile. Kyle Kinane good-luckdogsilly The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. Kyle Kinane good-timesshouldearth Young writers take themselves very seriously in college. Kyle Kinane young-writerscollegeyoung The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped. Kyle Kinane findingtryyoulife Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.' Kyle Kinane realizestorycaresometimes My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league. Kyle Kinane chooseoutsidehowpolitics I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. Kyle Kinane lowmy-lifejustlife The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.' Kyle Kinane categorycomeclosest I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down. Kyle Kinane challengemyselfnegativeworld I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.' Kyle Kinane likei-canwantlife I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests. Kyle Kinane owntrymy-ownpeople
